Here we are at the season finale, I think I speak for everyone when I say that I wish the seasons were longer. Granted I am not sure if we could handle all the death and violence if the seasons were longer. Let’s recaps last episode, the Wildlings attacked The Wall, which resulted in a lot of deaths.
I know that a lot of us have read the books and that even more of us anxiously look forward to ever Sunday night in the Springtime but, after last Sunday’s episode, I find myself wondering why.
Why are we putting ourselves through this?
Fleeting moments of dragon fire and platinum blonde badassery? Imp wit? Jon Snow saying his name that way that he does.
On last weeks episode we learned that Pod has no idea how to be a squire. Also Jon was able to kill the traitorous men of the Knight’s Watch and was reunited with Ghost. Jon was not reunited with Bran because he had to continue on his journey. (I should warn that this recap will contain images and videos of violence and nudity)
Here we are after last week’s very explosive episode, the most important thing to remember it that Joffery is dead. This has definitely caused cheers across the world/realm. I think this can help prove that:
Well Game of Thrones is back, I don’t know about you but I couldn’t be more excited. This season is the second half of Book 3 – A Storm of Swords, in my opinion the best of the books. I promise not to give away any spoilers. A lot happened last season the biggest things to happen were; Jaime’s hand got cut off, Arya is a crazy killer, and Robb and Cateyln were betrayed by the Frey’s and killed at a wedding.
Take a sip:
- What someone is stabbed
- When see someone’s boobs
- When Deanary’s mentions her dragons
- When Deanary’s is called Khalessi or Mother of Dragons
- When Sir Jorah is friendzoned
- When Tyrion is a smartass
- When Tywin puts down one of his kids
- When Jaime is called Kingslayer
- When Melissandre looks into the fire
- When Arya says her death prayer
- Every time Littlefinger or the Spider manipulates something
- Every time Bran worgs
- When Margery manipulates Jeffrey
- Every time Stannis says he is the one true King
- When Jon or Sam mention White walkers/Others
Drink for 5 seconds:
- When someone is killed
- When people have sex
- When someone says their house words
- When someone says Winter is Coming
- When someone says A Lannister Always Pays Their Debts
- When Hodor says Hodor
Take a Shot:
- When the dragons are shown
- When there is incest
- When a main character dies and you can hear George R.R. Martin’s evil laugh
Plus, be sure to check out our Game of Thrones inspired cocktails and shots; the perfect accompaniment to our Drinking Game and the season premiere!
Game of Throne released new character posters for the upcoming season.
Tywin Lannister – you hate him but at the same time you respect him.
Tyrion Lannister – the only Lannister anyone likes and the one person you want to get drunk with
Cercei Lannister – probably the most hated of the Lannisters – she is Queen Bitch
Jaime Lannister – the only Lannister on the road to redemption?
Joffery – the most hated character on the show – definitely the most hated Lannister (well he’s not a Baratheon), here is to hoping he dies this season.
Margary Tyrell – the girl who really wants to be Queen, I don’t know if Joffery is really worth it.
Sansa Stark – here is to hoping that she will finally figure out how to play the game
Bran Stark – let us hope that he is able to find what he is looking for north of the wall
Arya Stark – the most badass of all the Starks, lets see where her vendetta against all those who wronged her family leads her.
Jon Snow – the bastard of the Stark family, lets see how things go for him now that he is back with the Nights Watch. Lets hope those arrows his pissed off girlfriend shot him with don’t do too much damage.
Ygritte – she a woman scorned now
Tormund – lets see how he reacts to being duped by Jon Snow.
Melisandre – the red woman, the red witch; what other devious plans do she have to put Stannis on the throne.
The Hound – what does he have in store for him and Arya?
Brianne of Tarth- she has given Jaime back to the Lannisters, now she has to take Sansa and Arya, but Arya is not in Kings Landing.
Oberyn Martell – what is this guys story, I can’t help but think that he has something up his sleeve.
Littlefinger – he is always up to something and what is with his fascination with Sansa. Does she really remind him of her mother that much?
Khalessi Daenerys – will she ever get to Westeros? Will she ever fly on the backs of her dragons? With any luck we will be seeing more dragons this season and her saying Dracarys.
Sir Jorah Mormont – will he ever find out his father was killed? Will he ever get out of the friendzone?
Daario Naharis – what is this guys story? He kills his own men and then swears allegiance to Khalessi, how do we know he don’t turn on her?
I cannot wait to see Season 4 and for all of you to find out what will happen to these characters. The joy of having ready the books I know what is going to happen.