I know that a lot of us have read the books and that even more of us anxiously look forward to ever Sunday night in the Springtime but, after last Sunday’s episode, I find myself wondering why.
Why are we putting ourselves through this?
Fleeting moments of dragon fire and platinum blonde badassery? Imp wit? Jon Snow saying his name that way that he does.
Take a sip:
- What someone is stabbed
- When see someone’s boobs
- When Deanary’s mentions her dragons
- When Deanary’s is called Khalessi or Mother of Dragons
- When Sir Jorah is friendzoned
- When Tyrion is a smartass
- When Tywin puts down one of his kids
- When Jaime is called Kingslayer
- When Melissandre looks into the fire
- When Arya says her death prayer
- Every time Littlefinger or the Spider manipulates something
- Every time Bran worgs
- When Margery manipulates Jeffrey
- Every time Stannis says he is the one true King
- When Jon or Sam mention White walkers/Others
Drink for 5 seconds:
- When someone is killed
- When people have sex
- When someone says their house words
- When someone says Winter is Coming
- When someone says A Lannister Always Pays Their Debts
- When Hodor says Hodor
Take a Shot:
- When the dragons are shown
- When there is incest
- When a main character dies and you can hear George R.R. Martin’s evil laugh
Plus, be sure to check out our Game of Thrones inspired cocktails and shots; the perfect accompaniment to our Drinking Game and the season premiere!
Game of Thrones Season 4 starts on April 6th, which is creeping up on us pretty fast (HOORAY!). So, what better way to celebrate than by…
Painting your nails like dragon skin? PAINTING YOUR NAILS LIKE DRAGON SKIN!
No, but for realsies. It’s Manicure Monday and I felt like lighting some shit on FIRE this weekend, so I’m hoping these nails will give me dominion over fire and dragons and then the world of man!
So, let’s start. First, paint a base layer of a nail bed or flesh tone-ish colour. Something fairly light and natural-looking.
Then paint a nice dark green, dark brown, or deep red colour. Nothing with sparkles. Not yet.
Now, this part takes a teensy bit of artistic ability… But really, the leat amount you could possibly ever need. While the second layer of polish is still wet, take a toothpick or bobby pin or a round-tiped tool of some kind and start drawing out your scales, one “V” shape at a time.Be sure to clean off whatever tool you used often to prevent unnecessary scratches and smearing.
When you’re finished, it should look something like this…
Now, we’re going to add some shimmery stuff here, so that it gives the nail a bit more depth and snazziness. I used a translucent polish that looks gray until it hits the sunlight; then it gives a purple colour, which is a pretty nifty effect. Use a fine brush to get it over the “scales” only, or you can just apply one thin layer over the whole nail
if you’ve given up. if you want the nail shimmer to appear to be a bit more subtle.
Now give it a top coat, and ignore the fact that I changed nails for this picture. On my thumb… I had applied the top coat while the shimmer was still a little bit not dry, and then it all kind of smushed together.
And then you clean up and that’s pretty much it. So, it is a little bit tricky, but once you get your first good nail, the rest become way easier. You can start drawing your scales from the tip or from the root of the nail. I found that scales drawn from the tip tended to become uneven towards the root, but nails started from the root would stay relatively even.
Let us know if you try it for yourselves, and feel free to post your results!
See you next time!