Welcome back to our series of cocktails inspired by the truly massive universe of George R. R. Martin’s “Game of Thrones.” Let’s get right on into it:
It may be simple, but don’t underestimate this bastard! White and red colours dominate and mix in a cinnamony swirl we can all get down with. Just watch that shot glass in the middle. You might have to do something special with your tongue to make sure that it goes down right.
The aromas of pear and almond make this sparkling drink shine like gold. Well, that and its colour. Delicate enough to be handled with one hand, the Kingslayer is like an autumn dessert tart in a glass. While on the lookout for wildlings and white walkers, you’ll want to keep caffeinated, but that doesn’t mean that you should sacrifice the creature comforts. This warm beverage is bittersweet as a night on the wall, and the toasted marshmallow will keep the midnight oil burning.
Bronn, Bronn, Bronn, you are a card. For lack of having any moonshine on-hand, we made his drink with the next best thing; tequila! Bane and best friend of woo-girls, “There’s No Cure for Cunt”‘s featured liquor gives you a party in your cup. Just don’t forget your tiny umbrellas!
Game of Throne released new character posters for the upcoming season.
Tywin Lannister – you hate him but at the same time you respect him.
Tyrion Lannister – the only Lannister anyone likes and the one person you want to get drunk with
Cercei Lannister – probably the most hated of the Lannisters – she is Queen Bitch
Jaime Lannister – the only Lannister on the road to redemption?
Joffery – the most hated character on the show – definitely the most hated Lannister (well he’s not a Baratheon), here is to hoping he dies this season.
Margary Tyrell – the girl who really wants to be Queen, I don’t know if Joffery is really worth it.
Sansa Stark – here is to hoping that she will finally figure out how to play the game
Bran Stark – let us hope that he is able to find what he is looking for north of the wall
Arya Stark – the most badass of all the Starks, lets see where her vendetta against all those who wronged her family leads her.
Jon Snow – the bastard of the Stark family, lets see how things go for him now that he is back with the Nights Watch. Lets hope those arrows his pissed off girlfriend shot him with don’t do too much damage.
Ygritte – she a woman scorned now
Tormund – lets see how he reacts to being duped by Jon Snow.
Melisandre – the red woman, the red witch; what other devious plans do she have to put Stannis on the throne.
The Hound – what does he have in store for him and Arya?
Brianne of Tarth- she has given Jaime back to the Lannisters, now she has to take Sansa and Arya, but Arya is not in Kings Landing.
Oberyn Martell – what is this guys story, I can’t help but think that he has something up his sleeve.
Littlefinger – he is always up to something and what is with his fascination with Sansa. Does she really remind him of her mother that much?
Khalessi Daenerys – will she ever get to Westeros? Will she ever fly on the backs of her dragons? With any luck we will be seeing more dragons this season and her saying Dracarys.
Sir Jorah Mormont – will he ever find out his father was killed? Will he ever get out of the friendzone?
Daario Naharis – what is this guys story? He kills his own men and then swears allegiance to Khalessi, how do we know he don’t turn on her?
I cannot wait to see Season 4 and for all of you to find out what will happen to these characters. The joy of having ready the books I know what is going to happen.