If you’re here, you’ve probably clicked on one of a couple prank posts on our FB page! We’re really sorry to inform you but, as far as we know, Robin Williams hasn’t been cast in any superhero movies (yet), and so won’t be playing the Joker any time soon, and no, there will be no Jar Jar Binks love scene, if there’s any justice in the world. And, and I’m actually really broken up about this one, there are no plans in the works to make a Batman Beyond movie. BatFleck is still a thing.
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Welcome to the first chapter of Costume Dynamics. As most of you are well aware, female superheros tend to get the short end of the skirt when it comes to costumes. Apparently the majority of protective gear or fabric in general went to their male counterparts. This first chapter will focus on a superhero who doesn’t need to fear even really getting hurt, so her costume should be pretty simple, whatever the hell she feels like. Yet… it still doesn’t work. Ladies and Gents, I give you Supergirl!
Alter Ego: Kara Zor-El/Linda Danvers
- super strength
- super speed
- heat vision
- heightened sensory